[Douglas G. Brown]

An elderly person of masculine gender
(A native-born son of the Isle of Nantucket),
Possessed a male organ so long, he could render
Its tip to his lips, and then zestfully suck it.

With laminar flow, the emerging ejaculate
Would drool from his mouth, and then pleasantly run
All the way to his jawbone; which then would initiate
A smile on his visage and feelings of fun.

Concurrent to wiping this dribbled ejaculate
From hair of his chin, he’d declare (with loquacity),
The sexual lust he could orally satiate
Would bolster the case for the likely veracity

Of boasting; "If somehow my ear was transformed
To a typical feminine vaginal cavity,
The coital act could be freely performed
With utmost decorum, and ponderous gravity."

Prolixity comes natural. Pomposity takes a little work.