You're definitely a TUMP, Chris, and without doubt a great poet in waiting.
Maybe we can post our driving poems here. Here's one:
Rep’s Rondeaubout
Traffic jams are so much fun—
better far than boring meetings.
Get the week’s expense claim done!
Phone a friend with cheery greetings!
Never worry when you’re late—
fast lane life won’t take you far.
Some things are in league with fate—
traffic jams are.
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