[Douglas G. Brown]

See that lady, dressed in blue?
She’ll go down, but not for you. ( Old US Army cadence call)

Naïve recruit, still green from daddy’s farm,
Direct your eyes a bit to ten o’clock,
Where you may gaze upon the ample charm
Of whore who can arouse a soldier’s cock.
She’s dressed seductively in azure hue,
Her skirt too short, her bra a tad too tight.
Now you may think she has the hots for you
And you’ll be getting laid by her tonight.

In fact, she’ll take on most of your platoon
This weekend after payday has arrived.
But you’re a hopeless stumble-bum buffoon;
So of her services, you’ll be deprived.
Go get yourself a Playboy magazine
And jack off Friday night in the latrine.