OMG, I can’t believe I’m writing my autobiography! This is truly awesome! Some people might say that nineteen is too young to be writing your life story but I’ve crammed so much into my life already that I, like, owe it to everyone who has made me the celebrity I am today. Hold tight, because this is going to be a roller-coaster ride of a story about my unhappy childhood (they wouldn’t let me wear high heels in school), the trauma when my great-grandmother in Australia died, my X Factor audition, my heartbreak at missing out on pop stardom, my drink and drugs hell and finally my rehabilitation as a world famous Shopping Channel presenter. Yes, I was educated in the school of hard knocks but it has helped to make me what I am today. I am sure you’ll find this story uplifting and inspirational.
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