Last minute, desperate attempt:
They said, “It’s an original.”
Like hell it was. I paid
damn close to… No, I dare not say,
you’ll think I’m daft. The dress,
slinky, backless, strapless, black,
(kinky in a way!)
yet classy at the same time, made
every single fella
(AND the married ones!) all gawp.
Problems started, I’m afraid,
due to HER superb parade,
entering in …yes, that’s right
- the dress I wore.
Extreme du-ress!
Someone said, “Come on girls, Fight.”
(Turned out an expensive night!)
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