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Indeed I do. Here's an opening bid.

Love You Madly

Air:'Rapture, Rapture' from 'The Yeomen of the Guard'

Love you madly, love you crazily,
Love you eagerly, love you lazily,
Love you everly, leave you neverly,
Daft or cleverly, daffy-down-daisily.

Care’s a rough, resorts to thuggery,
Care’s a tough, employs skulduggery,
Care’s subliminal, care’s buliminal,
Care’s a criminal blown to buggery.

Love is sweet and indestructible.
You’re complete and ineluctable,
Toast and honey and fine and funny and
On the money and tax-deductable.

Pippety-poppety, down to Scarborough,
Market Rasen, Market Harborough,
See the Acropolis, then Minneapolis,
Indianapolis, Santa Barbara
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