Merkin
A merkin was a pubic wig... but how was it attached?
And was it liable to come adrift if idly scratched?
Was it worn in flagrante for verisimilitude?
Or doffed some moments ante lest mussed-up by what ensued?
(I ponder the etymology of the word, and wonder if it is cognate with the German Chancellor.
Perhaps it is as well that their use is not -is it?- prevalent today, or we should doubtless see adverts where these articles parade as cute furry talking creatures: 'comparethemerkin.com'.)
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