More about the merkin
‘Tis said that prostitutes would wear a merkin
To hide those parts that syphilis might lurk in.
Today, some actors are required to work in
This garment, like a tiny, furry jerkin,
To stop the viewers going quite berserk in
The cinema, on glimpsing Brad Pitt’s gherkin.
Last edited by Brian Allgar; 06-20-2013 at 03:45 AM.
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