I have to say, Marcus, that I have never seen a pubic wig. Do people go bald down there? I suppose double-sided sellotape is the thing. I never entered this for the previous outing. Indeed I originally wrote it for a Literary Review competition with another verse. It failed to find favour, but whether because of the pubic wig I do not know.
Did the Emperor Tiberius, who was sexually active when quite unbelievably old, wear a pubic wig? You would know, Marcus.
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