This is stuff I did right now while watching the Indians stuff the Sri Lankans. Ouch! England's turn on Saturday.
Modern Proverbs
It's not enough to be a people person.
It's hardly gay today to be a gay.
After an Arab Spring things tend to worsen.
Group sex is better if you play away.
An abandoned woman's place is in the money.
A man divorced is really in the shit.
A traffic warden's wit is rarely funny.
A banker bankrupt is the biter bit.
A steady job diminishes libido.
It's a wise child that knows his dad's a paedo.
By the way is paedo how you spell it? Pedo? Peedo?
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