[Mary McLean]

I have a feeling one or two of these might be unintentionally borrowed, so do let me know (Or help prune the ones that are most unfunny/offensive).

1. Monkey see, monkey post on Facebook.
2. The way to a man’s heart is through a 2-3 inch incision between the ribs.
3. The grass is always greener after 4 solid months of rain.
4. If you can’t stand the heat, you’ll like it here.
5. People who live in glass houses have large heating bills.
6. Lightning strikes Albert Square every other week.
7. The only good Indian is a Depp Indian, apparently.
8. Some have The Great Gatsby thrust upon them.
9. Don’t burn Liberace’s candle at both ends.
10. A spoonful of Lord Sugar goes a long way.
11. Too many cooks are on the BBC.
12. Don’t test a gift lasagna’s DNA.
13. One rotten bank will spoil the whole economy.
14. Don’t flush the baby down the toilet.
15. Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he competes with you for the dwindling North Sea stocks.