IF I RULED THE WORLD
My feet? They would go shoeless.
My sister? She would poo less.
My brother? He would drool less.
(They both would boo-hoo-hoo less).
My classmates? They'd be cruel less
(and treat me like a fool less).
My teachers? They would rule less.
My hair? I would shampoo less.
My folks? Not quite so clueless
(and certainly uncool less).
My chores? Well, quite a few less
(and not just one or two less).
My homework? I would do less
(since I would go to school less).
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