"Gosh, I'm so glad I whispered to you about my affair with Tony. That's his wife with her back to you."
"One of the guests has backed into the new XK8 on the drive; I'm not sure whose it is but let's just keep schtum about it."
"We've run out of toilet paper because everyone's had diarrhoea this week, but people probably won't need to use the loo..."
"I didn't notice the freezer had defrosted last week but the food should still be OK."
"Darling, why did we have to come? Everyone who's here is utterly loathsome!"
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