Elmer Huddlleston’s unique abilities as a creative accountant are the main reason why I have gotten to where I am today. Despite his formal education being limited to a 2 year degree from Beverly Hills Community College in “Hollywood Accounting”, Elmer knows esoteric intricacies of Generally Accepted Accounting Standards that escape the attention of even the most ruthless Wall Streeter. Don’t be mislead by Elmer’s meek and self effacing manner; in a financial world where Peter is routinely robbed to pay Paul, Elmer can grapple with the best of them, and come out on top.
Elmer served my organization with magnificent discretion and unflagging loyalty for 47 years. It is only because of my current long term engagement with the Federal Government that you have this unique opportunity to add him to your management team.
Sincerely,
Bernard “Bernie” Madoff
Last edited by Douglas G. Brown; 07-08-2013 at 08:42 PM.
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