John, I admire both your front-of-the-book poems, this week's and last week's. And I love the arithmetic that counts Lucy's competition column as half the magazine.
(OK, technically, you didn't say the comp is half the magazine, just that it's located in the back half. But the other available joke involves you tickling Hugo in the front and Lucy in the back, and that's simply too rude to be contemplated. So I went with the shaky arithmetic gag.)
Last edited by Chris O'Carroll; 07-19-2013 at 09:01 PM.
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