Nice one, George. Forgive my ignorance, but who is Maria? I must be odd, but I found Miss Bartoli extremely attractive. Sharpova's all very well (could she be Maria, if so then bless her) but she's six feet tall. We dwarfs are quite out of it. We is generic. I have no idea of your height and weight, George.
Andy Murray is agreeably ugly, is he not, in the knobbly Scottish style? A Davie Balfour perhaps. And you have to admit, whatever your sexual preference, that Joe Root is cuddliest of all.
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