Right. Here's another. A light-hearted look at multiple murder by a minor. It's the way you tell them.
Gun Law
Last Tuesday week I shot my mother dead
By planting several bullets in her head.
I pondered it for weeks and then I did it.
The thing was hellish messy so I hid it.
A freezer hummed convenient in the basement.
'You killed your mother and there's no replacement,'
She sang out smugly from the frozen peas.
Stern measures are required in times like these.
Just yesterday I took the bus to school
And shot my teacher for a bloody fool,
And shot a bunch of kids I didn't care for
Because I couldn't think what they were there for,
And shot the parson through his holy eyeball
And burned his church and shat upon his bible.
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