Season of Constancy
Conserve, conserve, D. Cameron, those ways
Passed on before from those of wisdom-days!
Discerning rightly, thus divine, divide,
So we in turn in this truth may abide:
That if all Tories ever should unite
In policy, Great Britain would fall quite.
On Europe long dissension sets the tone,
And on continues, a persistent drone;
Loud Blare has passed, that called out men to War
But still not all are clear what they’re there for;
On lobbying, restrictions are half-hearted,
Allowing loopholes to those deviously-arted.
D. Cameron! Commandments new you raise-
Pronouncing marriage to extend to gays-
Thus, split your Party equally both ways;
The Tory status quota lives! We praise.
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