Oh crap, didn't catch the line limit - anemia has me below half mast most days lately. Try again.
Canada, the Fairest Land in the Land
I'm far too polite and reserved to tell you
how vast, and great, and beautiful our land
really really really is, so I shall have to
settle for comparing us to a mid-summer's America
(as in the States, you damn Yanks).
Americans like to propagate that they are,
and always have been the mightiest, and
that their might is always right. But I hearken
back to a certain day in the battle of 1812, when
we burned down your Whitehouse, and
kept Ontario, so who sucked whom then,
eh?
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