Ah, rugby football I see. What about something along these lines?
Advice to the Australian Cricket Team
Remember: lack of talent is no bar to success.
Remember: being out doesn't mean you won't be in again shortly.
Remember: the really dangerous stuff comes in very fast from the right.
Remember: going over the top is a good tactic sometimes.
Remember: loudmouthed boorishness is often the way to go.
Remember: grass roots are good but grassing Root is probably unwise.
Remember: Broad appeals are usually a waste of time.
Remember: whatever people may say nobody loves a gallant loser.
Remember: good spin is the key.
Remember: the back foot is the wrong foot when things get ugly.
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