[RCL]

It Seems

I am falling apart at the seams
it seems.

Feet are swelled and ankles strained
knees are locked and steps restrained
hips are stiff and gut so bloated
my inny is outted!

Prostate is gone and pizzle is napping
breasts now bulge, dewlaps are flapping
nose is knobbed and ears now bristle
fat lips won’t whistle.

Brain still left once was deft
but losing its heft is thought bereft
its future moot, my fleshly suit
departs, kaput.

I am falling apart at the seams
it seems.