A bit 'Two Ronnies', this. Only more puerile, if such a thing is possible.
The Soonerists Spociety meet on the first Monday of the sunth at the Mean Gran, a parming chub in the heart of the Cunt kentryside. Our daison r’être is to promote the yoarder bruce of woonerisms in the sperkplace, in scomes and in hools, fretting these gazes into the bowthes of mabes. So if you're the pipe of terson that has nothing better to do of an evening than trit around sansposing the lirst fetters of firds in a wraise, why not come and litter your frife away in the company of mike-lineds and enjoy a churile puckle about ‘A Sale of Two Titties’ by Darles Chickens or classic tairy fale ‘Beeping Sleauty’ over a pint of boaming fear.
All welcome except por feeple whose nirst fames and nursames begin with the lame setter. They can go riss up a pope.
Last edited by Rob Stuart; 08-13-2013 at 03:29 PM.
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