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Unread 08-13-2013, 04:58 PM
Peter Goulding Peter Goulding is offline
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Originally Posted by Adrian Fry View Post
Magazine
Imagazine: a publication with more pictures than text
Bagazine: a regular publication wrapped in cellophane to prevent readers throwing away the advertising inserts in the shop.
Agazine: a regular publication devoted to posh cookers.

Oh dear, this is another one I'm going to have to sit out.
On the contrary, Adrian. All three actually should be words!

Prostitute
Parostitute: name given to a destitute person on the island of Paros
Frostitute: a person of either sex who performs sexual favours for money above the Arctic Circle
Postitute: a person of either sex who performs sexual favours for money using post-its.
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