Jennifer, tell me about it! A few years ago they tried to card me in some pizza place outside Logan airport - they were like, well, my manager says I have to card anyone who looks like they might be under 30. I'm like, 30?!? My sister's going AWWWWW! That's so SWEET! They think you're under 30! I'm going, LOOK. I've got three kids, an ex-husband, a mortgage, I've been through this that and the other and now you're telling me I don't look old enough to have a goddamn BEER! My passport's in the car. I've been travelling for 15 hours. Do you REALLY want me to go and get it? My sister's glaring at me. The waitress goes, nooooo, that'll be okay.......
Just keep me with you. We'll be in.
KEB
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