Alas, it is not. But perhaps this is. Needs a little tweaking. Would The Maiden's Manual be a better title? Is not virginity becoming fashionable in the USA. It might become so here if anyone could find one.
The Maiden's Bible
How can you stay a virgin?
How can you keep yourself pure?
How to say no to the urging?
Call it all horse manure?
This is the book that will tell you
The secret of staying chaste.
Say no to the nonsense they sell you
Yet keep it in perfect taste.
Some girls may be more clever.
Some girls may make more row.
But a girl who reads this will never
Turn into a sad old cow.
No fellow will call you shady
Or think you an easy lay.
Yes this is the book for a lady,
Whatever the feminists say.
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