How very tiresome for everyone, Chris, and you particularly. I do hope that Vicky comes to her senses, or at any rate to yours.
Although it might be better to be able to see all the Sphere winners in a single post, I hesitate to make more work for you, so here is mine:
(Lewis Carroll: “You are old, Father William”)
“I am old, Mr. Cameron”, the invalid said,
“And I’m losing the use of my legs,
Yet I’m taxed on my room with its medical bed -
Was it your wicked notion, or Clegg’s?”
“You are married and childless,” the PM replied,
“One bedroom’s enough for you both.
We are sick of you taking us all for a ride
With your whining, your greed and your sloth.”
“But, sir,” said the cripple, “I really can’t walk,
And a separate bedroom’s a must.”
“What tripe!” cried the Leader. “Enough of such talk
When the country is practically bust ...
Though if you’re a terrorist bent on expansion,
We’ll happily give you a twelve-bedroom mansion.”
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