Yes, I hope this all gets ironed out pronto.
And here's mine:
A Tale of Today, with apologies to Galfrido Chaucer
Whan that October with his eveninges longe
The days of Somer hath ychased – al gone –
And faste by fires and supping drinkes warm
And watchyng Downton Abbeye, faire to scorn,
(In which a cliché’s found in everyche scene,
And folke ymarvel at its plotlines greene);
When Guido Fawkes hath yet to feel his fyres
Al heaped so highe in sondry towns and shires
And Poppyes rest unsold in Legion’s chests,
Thanne longen folk to think of other fests
And booke their Christmas Partyes while they can,
(Since erlye booking’s counselled by al man)
And wending to the shoppinge malles begin
To purchase Cards and Yftes for kith and kin.
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