I love the ending, Rob!
I hope that under the circumstances, Jayne won't complain if we post entries after the results have been announced; otherwise, we'll never see either the winners or the losers.
Here's a couple of mine, both no doubt too subversive for Vicky:
They’re frightfully shocked at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin went down on Alice.
When he grows up, he’ll be joining the Guard;
“A soldier’s wotsit is terribly hard,”
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxSays Alice.
They're awfully shocked at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin had sex with Alice.
They frolicked all day, but he never came.
"Well, I got a good seeing-to, all the same,"
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxSays Alice.
They're dreadfully shocked at Buckingham Palace -
Christopher Robin’s besotted with Alice.
"Let’s do it again, with Pooh to make three."
"Why, certainly, dear, but it's time for tea,"
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxSays Alice.
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Noddy was worried. Whenever he saw Tessie Bear, he found himself having naughty thoughts, especially about what might be under her little tartan skirt.
He consulted Mr Plod the Policeman, because he didn’t want to get into trouble again. “It’s called ‘love’, Noddy”, said Mr Plod. “Or maybe ‘lust’ - I’m not quite sure. Anyway, it’s very nasty, and completely against the law in Toyland.”
Noddy thought for a bit. Then he said, “What’s a truncheon for? Do you think I could get one?”
“Out of the question,” said Mr Plod. “It’s just a bit of wood, but only grown-ups are allowed to have them.”
Noddy scratched his head. “What happened to all the Golliwogs?” he asked.
“Oh, they had to be got rid of,” said Mr Plod. “They weren’t politically correct.”
Noddy didn’t understand this, so he went to cuddle up in bed with his friend. He really loved Big-Ears.
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