Well, you may only have got a fiver, Chris, but your entry earned you almost £1.67 PER LETTER! Admittedly, only half that if you include punctuation marks.
Here are mine:
Dr Spooner: “I never said those things! It was all a lack of pies!”
Samson: “I don’t like to criticise, but the pillars of your temple seem a bit rickety to me. Look, if I do this ...”
Georges Seurat: “Doctor, the spots before my eyes seem to have got a lot worse.”
and Sylvia's:
Henry James: “I have only this to say: I shall be brief.”
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