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Originally Posted by basil ransome-davies
I was hanging my stocking when Criminy!
Father Christmas emerged from the chiminey,
With the works of Descartes
And a hot little tart
Whom he'd met on a weekend in Rimini.
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Father Christmas said "Go get a life!
That wasn't a tart, but my wife,
And the book was just bumpf,
Not Descartes but "Mein Kampf" -
I'm surrounded by trouble and strife.