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Originally Posted by Rob Stuart

The morning sun, called Elindéluin by the Tree Elves of the Rithuén Forest, Elué by the Fire Elves of Mount Lalelleulínldeon, Krak by the Dwarves who dwelt in the Great Mines of Lu beyond the Timeless Valley of Prik, Agläxa by the Great Sitters of Emkala, Dröknig by the Voleherders of Rrrrl, Wahrhig by the Light Blue Princes of the South-eastern Realm, Uh by the Medium-Sized Woodlice of Grûn and Salkadääämatardatä in the sacred tongue of the Daäarkamätradian Paladins, rose.

Now you're Tolkien.