(David Miliband’s diary)
Hav been reading a smashing book called ‘Down with Skool’. The hero, Molesworth, is clerely a man after my own hart. He hav no time for gurlies and other sissies. He hate latin, geog. and skool sossages. He also hav a bro Molesworth 2 who is uterly wet and a weed, just like my own bro Miliband 2.
When I gro up I shall bekum a politishun. My bro sa he want to do the same, but any fule kno he hav no chance, ha ha ha! Still, he is famly, and when I am eleckted I shall find a nice job for pore Ed. ‘Knobless obleege’, as the French master freekwently tell us. Of course, it hav to be sumthing comenshurate with his puny brane, i.e. serving the tea and biskits at Cabinet metings. As for me, I shall naturaly be Prime Minnister.
Last edited by Brian Allgar; 01-20-2014 at 05:32 AM.
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