Sensitive painter seeks muse for inspiration and more. She will have a keen interest in the visual arts, in literature, and in music, and will help me to express the full range of my artistic leanings.
Physically, I am rather short, but friends tell me I have an intense personal magnetism that causes them to forget my lack of height. I am irresistible to women, although unfortunately all my previous lady-friends ended up committing suicide, so I am currently unattached.
My ideal woman will be one who has no objection to being kissed by a man with a small moustache. She may be from a modest background, as I am not in the least snobbish. Indeed, I am a great believer in tolerance for, and kindness towards, my fellow human beings. Of course, this does not include blacks, Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, communists, or other inferior breeds that pollute the world.
(In case you're wondering about any vague similarities, Rob, I wrote this one at 10 a.m., having seen the Spectator website, but had to wait for it to appear here.)
Last edited by Brian Allgar; 01-30-2014 at 07:16 AM.
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