ALEXANDRIA - Dan Halberstein, Leader for Life of the (Con)Dominion of Danistan, has announced that he and the Lo Lo Rebellion, have come to a lasting peace.
"Lo (leader of the Lo Lo Rebels) recognizes my right to exist, based on my earning power and more endearing traits, of which she claims there are several," Halberstein said. "Lo's infrastructure needs have been addressed, and she enjoys an unequal but nevertheless benevolently dictated role in Dannish society."
"I got a new 'puter, I got a new 'puter," Lo said when asked to comment, moving her legs in what can only be described as "The Snoopy Dance."
Lo's desk will reside across a narrow cable-strewn valley from Dan's, in the area unofficially called East Danistan.
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