Piscine Preference
Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon are SNP First and Deputy First Minister of Scotland respectively. Where is the half-Scottish Thomas Hood when you need him?
So, land of independence wheezes
Which boasts a sheep-gut dish,
Politically, you spurn Big Cheeses
And go for two Big Fish?
Whoops! Just limbering up for the inevitable referendum competition come September.
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