I think I can manage a verse here.
No. 2840: de haut en bas
The comedian Rob Brydon said that he would choose Alan Bennett to ghostwrite his autobiography. You are invited to provide an extract from the autobiography of a modern-day celebrity, ghostwritten by a literary great. Please email entries (of up to 150 words), wherever possible, to
lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 19 March.