I'm no quite sure how this ought to look. The model is presumably Dan Brown who is always tellng you things you don't wnt to know.
No. 2844: inconsequential
You are invited to submit an extract from either a gripping thriller or a bodice-ripping romance containing half a dozen pieces of inconsequential information (150 words max). Entries should be emailed to
lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 16 April.