Mary Whitehouse
1) Terms such as ‘b*tt*m’, ‘bl*st’, ‘d*mn’ and ‘anilingus’ should never be allowed to appear in any poem, play or novel on pain of our children growing up to become atheist thugs who listen to ‘pop’ music.
2) Some words, such as ‘dictation’, ‘shyster’ and ‘quinquireme’ sound dirty, but aren’t. Their use should be prohibited nevertheless for fear that young people, in misinterpreting their meanings, may become aroused and commit acts of sexual perversity.
3) And ‘mastication.’
4) Don’t pander to the disgraceful fashion of ‘knocking’ the police.
5) Do not mention wood, objects made of wood, or people/characters called Wood. Our Lord Jesus Christ died on a crucifix made of wood, so any such reference is clearly blasphemous.
6) Do not look to the Bible for guidance. It’s full of filth. Adam and Eve’s nudity, to choose just one instance, is entirely gratuitous and in extremely poor taste.
Last edited by Rob Stuart; 04-22-2014 at 05:12 PM.
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