Not to be a total prick, Dan, but "Dr. Quincy Lehr." I want a half-page retraction on the front page, immediately underneath the story revealing that Michael "Jack the Ripper" Cantor is responsible for a mere 598,000 deaths, not the 600,000 previously claimed.
Quincy (a/k/a Dr. Whup-Ass)
[This message has been edited by Quincy Lehr (edited October 19, 2006).]
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