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Originally posted by Quincy Lehr:
Not to be a total prick, Dan, but "Dr. Quincy Lehr."
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So you say.
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Originally posted by Quincy Lehr:
I want a half-page retraction on the front page, immediately underneath the story revealing that Michael "Jack the Ripper" Cantor is responsible for a mere 598,000 deaths, not the 600,000 previously claimed.
Quincy (a/k/a Dr. Whup-Ass)
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Oh, fine.
Cantor: "My Kill Can't Whore!" - 598,000 times!
(WASHINGTON) Michael Cantor, who has not yet denied being Jack the Ripper, is responsible for 598,000 deaths, according to Dr. Quincy Lehr, "not the 600,000 previously claimed."
Cantor, whose name has never been proven not to have been concocted as a homonym for "my kill can't whore," a sly, inside reference to his alleged career as "The Ripper," could not be reached for comment, because I never tried.
QUINCY, MD?
Dr. Quincy Lehr was mistakenly identified in an earlier post. We at The Media regret the error, although we have not bothered to find out exactly what doctorate he does hold.
Dan