[ross hamilton hill]

Estate Agent
Someone you buy a home from...who then writes every month asking if you want to sell it.
Pension
Something begining with pee as in poverty, pissed off, pauper, paid off, put out to pasture, pained, perplexed, pitiful, and poor.
MP
Acronym for Misbeggoten Porker.
Holiday
A delusion everybody falls for until they try to squeeze into their plane seat.
Europe
30 countries always looking for a war.
HS2
You mean H202, said to cure everything but just makes your hair turn yellow and fall out.
Christmas
A bunch of old farts pretending the turkey smells delicious.
Love
3 years of fire followed by 30 years of ashes ( not original but that leopard new a thing ot two).
Meeting
Never met a good one yet.
Television
a boob on the tube means a slouch on the couch