Paedophile scandals execs try to shake off,
Vacuous programmes like Strictly and Bake-Off,
Twitterers dumbing down Radio Three –
Why can’t we close down the whole BBC?
Cokeheads from Hoxton, their salaries hefty,
Greenlighting comics as long as they’re Lefty.
Chaps in Compliance reacting with glee –
Why don’t we wind up the damn BBC?
Camp antique dealers and chefs sporting dickies,
Stripped across daytime to entertain thickies.
In primetime, car chases from CCTV –
We ought to just put down the poor BBC.
News that’s now ninety per cent speculation,
Severance schemes that are pure peculation,
Digital channels no-one wants to see –
There, that's my pitch to become the DG.
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