[Douglas G. Brown]

Beware of vestal virgins who sometime vend their virtue,
Since satiated urgin’s have tendencies to hurt you.

Put not your thrust in princes; my son, don’t stem the rose;
Don’t wet your wick with rinses whose scents offend the nose.

The lusty farmer’s daughter can give you dread disease;
A virus that can slaughter, or paralyze your knees.

Avoid the comely hooker on the seamy side of town;
While she may be a looker, you’ll end up six feet down.