From Melting Pot to Cooking Pot: The UKIP Romanian Cookbook
Chances are some Romanians have moved in next door and stolen your job, and what with the benefits system the way it is, you’re probably hungry and desperately craving red meat that you can no longer afford to buy. We’ll leave it to you to put two and two together, and when you have, you’ll find our new Romanian cookbook is chockfull of great recipes. Whether you prefer well-cooked or bloody foreigner, we have just the dish for you. In these times of austerity, we’ll help you make sure nothing goes to waste; we’ve crammed this amazing book full of (truly) offal recipes. As a UKIP supporter, you’ve surely already developed a taste for tripe, and we have no doubt that you’ll also be foaming at the mouth to try our traditional rivers-of-blood sausage. Flooding into bookstores near you soon.
[I'm assuming that the 150 words includes the title, and that hyphenated words count as single words as per my word-processor. Can anyone tell me if that's the case? Thanks]
Last edited by Matt Q; 06-18-2014 at 02:45 PM.
Reason: adding my 150th word!
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