[basil ransome-davies]

Originally Posted by Martin Parker

Bazza, you can still order your own complete flea circus from Svensons via
www.svensons.co.uk/6html or by phoning "Eric" on 01325-378397. Other suppliers also exist, though I have not phoned to enquire about their sales figures.
But I hope to persuade both you and Lucy that, though the heyday of the performing flea may be past, the profession still carries on -- though threatened by a widening range of pesticides, zappers and, no doubt, a sea of Health and Safety regulations applicable to all circus performers.

Why would I want a fucking flea circus?