[Rob Stuart]

Although the sofa’s small there might
Be room for us all if you squish up.
But goodness me, it does feel tight!
As the actress said to the bishop.

You be an awful fool to pay
For pastry and fruit in a dish: up
The road they’re giving tarts away,
As the actress said to the bishop.

My ex-wife (this was pre-divorce)
Once slipped as she tried to serve fish up,
And coated me with creamy sauce,
As the actress said to the bishop.

I’ve had a little drink... Well, eight,
But doesh that amount to a pish up?
Let’sh shkip the boring mathsh debate,
Ash the actresh shaid to the bishop.