Sorry, John.
To vote for UKIP, all you need
Is two parts wit and eight parts creed:
Convince yourself (if e'er you can)
That Farage is a lovely man;
That Tories are an Old Boys' Club
Where Lib and Lab both serve the grub;
That "LibLabCon" is what they're called
(It can more easily be bawled);
That Europe, (ghastly though it is,
And more or less a total swizz)
Is more important than your life,
Your savings, your best coat, your wife;
That votes for Lab you make by proxy
Make their win seem far less poxy;
If you can tell yourself all this
Then you're a Fruitcake: Drool in bliss.
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