Julie--You might enjoy this joke, although you've probably heard it:
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog...
Somehow your post also reminds me of an old SNL fake-news story, something like this:
"In a surprise move, the African nation of Chad has announced that it is changing its name to Brian. In a gesture of African solidarity, Ghana has announced that it will henceforward be called Debbie."
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