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The Haiku file was passed around like the grail in the 90's. I think I first found it on a telnet:// site. There's a line from it I still use: "Reflect. Repent. Reboot!"

Ah, here it is: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html

As good as that was, it's got nothing on the chicken file: http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/ans...n-Road_co.html

The 1995 date seems about right. My personal favorite is Faulkner's version...

Thanks,

Bill

Ps. Strike that last. My favorite now is Omar Khayyam's:

"I sent a hen through the astral plane
To learn our future, and man's luck,
And by and by the bird returned
But all she'd say was "Cluck, cluck, cluck!"
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