The Wrong Kind of Apple
The truly meretricious
Apple is the Delicious,
Because anything that erect
Is simply incorrect.
I cannot bear a striped one
Or even an overhyped one,
And if your apple squirms,
Those things inside are worms.
I find most bakers lie
About which to use for pie
In New York, because Upstate
Your pie determines your fate.
That is, if you’re a female.
Still, the occasional he-male
Likes to show his skills
With the Granny Smiths he grills.
edited 7-13
Last edited by Terese Coe; 07-13-2015 at 01:50 PM.
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